• Hi. My name is Sabrina Coreena Creampuff Savage, but my daddy calls me kitten cuz I meow real good… “MOW MOW”. –Laurie Elizabeth Yuhn Williams, R.I.P. mom

  • “You only have to eat and breathe. Everything else is optional” –Counselor, University of California, Davis, Counseling and Psych Services

  • “Most people treat their lives like the rough draft of a book they are writing, thinking they will always have time to produce a better copy.” –Alexander Odinstov, courtesy of Leo Szumel

  • “No human life should be exploited or extinguished for the benefit of another.” – George W. Bush, on stem cell research

  • “I happen to believe that the death penality, when properly applied, saves lives of others.” – George W. Bush (31 executions in Texas during his period as governer. More than in any other state.)

  • “All of us do not have equal talent, but all of us should have an equal opportunity to develop our talent.” – John F. Kennedy

  • “And thus pi and her imaginary friend unit teamed up with the natural exponent to bring unity to the land.” - UC Davis Campus Crusade for Chaos and Confusion

  • “So, if you are 50 years old, you have a personal news bubble of 50 light year’s radius. Within that sphere it is in principle possible for news of your existence to have permeated. Outside that sphere you might as well not exist.” -Richard Dawkins

  • “[Astrology’s] pre-Copernican dabblings demean and cheapen astronomy, like using Beethoven for commercial jingles.” -Richard Dawkins

  • “[Children] grow up hearing news of a world more frightening than anything in ancient fairy tales. The wicked witch won’t really push you in the oven, honey, but watch out for AK-47s at recess.” -Christopher Locke

  • “God bless Darwin.” -Robert Mathew McQuade?

  • “Math is hard.” -Teen Talk Barbie

  • “Quantum physics is hard.” -Grad School Talk Jason

  • “Life is complex - it has both real and imaginary parts.” -anonymous.

  • “The trouble with keeping your thoughts secret, though, is that you lose the advantages of discussion. Talking about an idea leads to more ideas. So the optimal plan, if you can manage it, is to have a few trusted friends you can speak openly to. This is not just a way to develop ideas; it’s also a good rule of thumb for choosing friends. The people you can say heretical things to without getting jumped on are also the most interesting to know.” -Paul Graham, “What You Can’t Say”

  • “When people are bad at math, they know it, because they get the wrong answers on tests. But when people are bad at open-mindedness they don’t know it. In fact they tend to think the opposite.” -Paul Graham”What You Can’t Say”

  • “When the heart remains open, the mind has no choice but to follow.” -Rev. Gregory Coates

  • (11:54:08) Jason: What does the Chinese by your name say?
    (10:06:47) Howard - 鴨子大冒險: Ducks are having adventures
    (10:08:44) Howard - 鴨子大冒險: One day, on my way to school, I saw a goup of ducks crossing the street. on Compaus, ducks are walking here, waling there. So, I was thinking about, hey , maybe they are not just walking, they are taking adventures

  • There’s no obfuscated Perl contest because it’s pointless. —Jeff Polk

  • We all need help to feel fine. Let’s have some wine! -Godspell

  • “The state’s protracted denial of equal protection cannot be justified simply because such constitutional violation has become traditional,” -SF County Superior Court Judge Richard Kramer,